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Frequently asked questions
Is the White Privilege Card a real credit card?
No. It’s a novelty gag card made to look like a premium credit card. It has no chip, magnetic stripe or account behind it, so it can’t be used to pay for anything. It’s purely for laughs.
What does the card say?
The front reads “White Privilege Card – Trumps Everything,” with a gold chip graphic, “Member since: Birth,” “Good thru: Death,” and the cardholder name “Scott Free.” It’s the punchline people pass around the room.
How big is it?
It’s standard credit-card size, so it slips into any wallet, card slot or phone case. That’s what makes the bit work: it looks real until someone reads it.
Is it a good white elephant gift?
It’s one of the easiest under-$10 white elephant gifts there is: small, cheap and guaranteed to get stolen at least once. See our white elephant gift guide for wrapping ideas.
Can I buy in bulk for a party, office or event?
Yes. Packs go from 1 card up to 500, and the per-card price drops as you go, down to $2.50 each on the 500-pack. Good for party favors, office swaps and team gag gifts. See bulk gag gifts.
How much is shipping and how fast is it?
Shipping is free on orders of $50 or more and a flat $6.99 below that. Orders ship within 1–2 business days and usually arrive in 3–7 business days anywhere in the US.
What if my order arrives damaged?
Message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll send a replacement or a full refund. See our refund policy.